"SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT"

Here are the top 8 things you should never do that my husband as well as other men I know have done.


1.NEVER CUT A TREE LIMB OFF WHEN YOUR SITTING ON IT.
2.NEVER TRY TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH A TOILET PLUNGER.
3.NEVER TRY TO PULL A JOHN BOAT OUT OF THE WATER WHEN PEOPLE ARE STANDING IN THE
BACK.
4.NEVER TRY TO BOIL MACARONI IN SPRITE.
5.NEVER TRY TO CATCH A VERY LARGE WILD IGUANA BY HAND.
6.NEVER TRY TO SMOKE HONEY BEES OUT OF A OLD HOUSE BY LIGHTING COTTON ON THE BARE
FLOOR.
7.NEVER MISTAKE DIAPER RASH OINTMENT FOR TOOTHPASTE.
8.NEVER TRY TO BITE FISHING LINE WHEN THE FISH IS NEXT TO YOUR LIPS.


We all need a laugh once in a while, laughter is it's own medicine.

Do you have some funny stories? I would love to hear them......